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Senaida Wirth [Shu-Shu] was a shortstop who played in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. Listed at 5 ft 0 in (1.52 m), 114 lb., Wirth batted and threw right-handed. She was born in Tampa, Florida.
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?","punchline":"European","id":38}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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