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The Noor Mosque in Frankfurt-Sachsenhausen is the third purpose-built mosque in Germany. The mosque in Babenhäuser Landstraße is run by the Ahmadiyya Muslim Community (AMJ) and was inaugurated on September, 12th 1959 by Sir Muhammad Zafrulla Khan.

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Eden is a town in Iowa County, Wisconsin, United States. The population was 397 at the 2000 census.

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Lawrence Bernard \"Larry\" Singleton was an American criminal who raped and mutilated adolescent hitchhiker Mary Vincent in California in 1978, and then attacked a woman after being released from prison eight years later. He raped Vincent and cut off her forearms, then left her to die in a culvert off Interstate 5 in Del Puerto Canyon. She managed to hike to safety and later acted as a critical witness against Singleton. Released from prison on good behavior after serving eight years of his fourteen-year sentence, he later murdered Roxanne Hayes, a mother of three. On February 19, 1997, police found him covered in blood after stabbing her in his new home.

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