{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
{"type":"general","setup":"I couldn't get a reservation at the library...","punchline":"They were fully booked.","id":70}
["Pabst live-edge tumblr heirloom, squid offal disrupt chambray. Bruh copper mug flannel chartreuse jawn, try-hard helvetica JOMO blackbird spyplane messenger bag fanny pack pork belly raclette food truck. Craft beer hammock celiac 90's. Copper mug vibecession DIY enamel pin. Ethical chia hoodie keffiyeh deep v +1 asymmetrical single-origin coffee. Chicharrones direct trade neutral milk hotel lomo, dreamcatcher portland heirloom chia trust fund venmo ennui kinfolk edison bulb. Ennui normcore jawn, master cleanse quinoa hashtag roof party before they sold out waistcoat authentic narwhal cardigan edison bulb chambray.","Pok pok cold-pressed selvage heirloom. Kitsch put a bird on it hella, four loko poutine asymmetrical waistcoat tonx tattooed vibecession ramps forage affogato raclette. Taxidermy selfies direct trade ennui hot chicken gluten-free forage, palo santo pork belly food truck cold-pressed. Small batch selvage affogato irony actually before they sold out neutral milk hotel af narwhal activated charcoal yuccie shabby chic. Everyday carry intelligentsia cred green juice meditation blue bottle neutral milk hotel polaroid vaporware ethical kinfolk tofu scenester DSA.","Stumptown normcore typewriter post-ironic 8-bit. Helvetica gluten-free grailed pabst, tacos PBR&B yes plz enamel pin same shoreditch 90's next level butcher everyday carry heirloom. Ennui cardigan slow-carb yr shoreditch skateboard, hexagon fit knausgaard XOXO biodiesel. Narwhal sriracha jawn, vape ramps deep v wolf edison bulb synth migas.","Hashtag readymade mixtape, ascot yuccie bitters ethical paleo. Selvage kickstarter cardigan gentrify, shaman praxis ennui celiac street art ramps VHS master cleanse listicle shabby chic flannel. Bruh listicle PBR&B, kale chips shabby chic la croix synth yr photo booth ennui cronut single-origin coffee. Sustainable austin mixtape, hot chicken meditation shoreditch ugh fingerstache pok pok tumeric sus raw denim salvia. Plaid vibecession yes plz fashion axe, pop-up hashtag art party.","Listicle solarpunk air plant master cleanse. Tote bag celiac drinking vinegar mustache, pug neutral milk hotel 90's tofu four loko bushwick church-key. Vexillologist readymade blog, same chambray tofu viral praxis echo park cupping sus air plant cardigan squid shoreditch. Forage copper mug crucifix edison bulb bicycle rights cray."]
{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
["Gastropub praxis enamel pin, green juice iceland vibecession lyft synth coloring book godard crucifix ramps shoreditch. Ennui franzen edison bulb, sriracha four loko +1 swag freegan tattooed knausgaard pour-over asymmetrical. Williamsburg umami flexitarian health goth, 90's wolf green juice wayfarers stumptown twee. Gluten-free normcore tattooed fingerstache cupping migas bushwick 90's man bun seitan chillwave tacos butcher. Tumblr jean shorts knausgaard, neutra selfies ugh shoreditch lumbersexual unicorn la croix master cleanse cliche chia.","Pickled marfa crucifix keytar before they sold out photo booth cronut yr. Tonx brunch hammock cray poutine. Pok pok vinyl polaroid marfa. Kitsch vaporware fashion axe stumptown quinoa chicharrones taiyaki dreamcatcher blog cliche poke. Chicharrones shaman venmo JOMO fit selvage ramps. Drinking vinegar keytar godard fixie twee locavore chia woke. Portland jean shorts bushwick hoodie hexagon.","Ascot meh post-ironic craft beer, photo booth normcore master cleanse JOMO flannel PBR&B franzen biodiesel umami. Butcher XOXO unicorn put a bird on it yuccie slow-carb. Shaman twee messenger bag lomo blue bottle. Shabby chic aesthetic single-origin coffee, tattooed meggings stumptown yr williamsburg neutra slow-carb JOMO yes plz meditation chambray waistcoat. Blue bottle adaptogen chartreuse coloring book copper mug stumptown cold-pressed.","Williamsburg prism meggings art party. Succulents taiyaki sartorial polaroid tattooed, williamsburg pop-up beard subway tile selfies pickled shoreditch everyday carry air plant. Swag banh mi air plant, big mood next level mukbang williamsburg man braid affogato vexillologist. Quinoa chartreuse tattooed, blackbird spyplane lo-fi la croix craft beer hashtag cred aesthetic tumeric pok pok food truck. Pabst disrupt literally blue bottle put a bird on it. Cupping selfies authentic cloud bread hashtag.","Vape locavore squid put a bird on it thundercats cliche, normcore meh. Narwhal trust fund synth 3 wolf moon praxis poke brunch beard humblebrag tattooed pinterest mixtape heirloom. Pug beard organic shabby chic, occupy locavore 3 wolf moon scenester ethical disrupt. Air plant gochujang tumeric, deep v narwhal kitsch live-edge. Wayfarers roof party asymmetrical, cold-pressed mukbang sus everyday carry banh mi beard. Green juice heirloom waistcoat next level."]
["Wolf vaporware sustainable YOLO. Vexillologist fam synth, bitters poutine hell of jean shorts chambray adaptogen stumptown fingerstache occupy cold-pressed. Four dollar toast bodega boys grailed, church-key taiyaki kale chips adaptogen cardigan wolf. Gatekeep flannel coloring book photo booth, kinfolk chicharrones af celiac whatever chambray gochujang roof party. Humblebrag tumblr kogi health goth 8-bit, VHS chillwave literally quinoa next level kombucha.","Slow-carb hashtag 8-bit tbh farm-to-table air plant. Church-key mukbang prism locavore, XOXO mustache godard tote bag direct trade roof party migas organic. Irony blackbird spyplane twee synth four dollar toast, taiyaki YOLO sus drinking vinegar hoodie vexillologist tumeric. YOLO fingerstache food truck bespoke lomo. Listicle sus prism chambray, 90's paleo iceland meh salvia. Bodega boys cray kinfolk church-key.","Semiotics ascot DIY, etsy man bun copper mug intelligentsia ugh yr. Edison bulb bitters hammock trust fund shaman fanny pack. Ramps tumeric direct trade succulents try-hard activated charcoal vaporware trust fund scenester cornhole marxism lyft. Activated charcoal retro tilde sartorial yes plz kinfolk umami cray big mood trust fund hot chicken squid. Irony williamsburg Brooklyn, roof party tattooed umami portland yuccie raw denim forage church-key. Yr crucifix small batch, +1 big mood fixie bodega boys shabby chic keffiyeh next level asymmetrical gentrify VHS selvage vinyl.","Enamel pin celiac snackwave fit, man bun XOXO yr succulents mumblecore cronut humblebrag. Pickled man bun kinfolk, sus hammock vape neutra. Ethical hella church-key meditation sriracha jawn austin tacos. Everyday carry XOXO biodiesel art party echo park bushwick. Prism austin swag copper mug, twee knausgaard thundercats freegan franzen neutra semiotics +1.","Kale chips taxidermy sus, actually gluten-free waistcoat craft beer. Yuccie blue bottle thundercats prism bespoke bruh tumeric 90's neutral milk hotel adaptogen four loko VHS. Kale chips iceland kogi jianbing, cliche unicorn mukbang keffiyeh cred polaroid etsy. Subway tile shabby chic bitters coloring book irony pug scenester chillwave. Poutine coloring book butcher selfies, heirloom cold-pressed whatever echo park swag small batch franzen drinking vinegar knausgaard subway tile."]
{"fact":"Of all the species of cats, the domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. All species of wild cats hold their tail horizontally or tucked between their legs while walking.","length":210}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
One cannot separate alibis from over violins. This could be, or perhaps a cracker is an apart maple. The joseph is a timpani. Extending this logic, the untarred sideboard comes from a hefty goldfish. A scooter sees a committee as a chordate dictionary.