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{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"type":"standard","title":"Blind Alibi","displaytitle":"Blind Alibi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q18148783","titles":{"canonical":"Blind_Alibi","normalized":"Blind Alibi","display":"Blind Alibi"},"pageid":43800387,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Blind_Alibi_poster.jpg","width":258,"height":387},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Blind_Alibi_poster.jpg","width":258,"height":387},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285168139","tid":"2cc96c60-1747-11f0-8e05-c97f4c192818","timestamp":"2025-04-12T02:38:11Z","description":"1938 film by Lew Landers","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Alibi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Alibi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Alibi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Blind_Alibi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Alibi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Blind_Alibi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Alibi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Blind_Alibi"}},"extract":"Blind Alibi is a 1938 American drama film directed by Lew Landers and written by Lionel Houser, Harry Segall and Ron Ferguson. The film stars Richard Dix, Whitney Bourne, Eduardo Ciannelli, Frances Mercer and Paul Guilfoyle. The film was released on May 20, 1938, by RKO Pictures.","extract_html":"
Blind Alibi is a 1938 American drama film directed by Lew Landers and written by Lionel Houser, Harry Segall and Ron Ferguson. The film stars Richard Dix, Whitney Bourne, Eduardo Ciannelli, Frances Mercer and Paul Guilfoyle. The film was released on May 20, 1938, by RKO Pictures.
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{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
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